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Darn it! I don't get to goon up Slipi til next week.... First Gunnernic, after I dispose of the weakling Birmingham....who my people scouted...here's an excerpt from the report: "Birmingham's coach always keeps a pink umbrella with him, and he wears a top hat, sort of a flaming 'Avenger'... ...His team's practice uniforms are 1980's style tight leather pants...and they wear wigs... ...The team mascot is actually a furry...[look it up if you dare...but don't be at work]...make sure your players don't run in front of their midfielders, the results will be traumatic." And then my goat loving, mud wrestling, dress wearing goons get a hold of Gunnernic's team. For that games the instructions are simple. No less than 3 red cards is acceptable. Our hooligans are booking flights to SA now with instructions to do a minimum of $50M worth of damage. We've got an expense item "Marketing" for this type of activity and our men are on the ground "procuring marketing materials" right now. Ignore the sequins on my contacts outfits. Edited by rebsiot 16-06-2011 22:07 |
16/06/2011 21:16 |
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Hey, I sent my scout to Rebs training ground to find some talent, the report on my desk this morning was quite strange...... Apparently, for a warm up the players lie around placing hot rocks and fake tattoos on each other, giggling like girls. Then for one on one training they started a weird kind of mud wresting with each other, this seemed to pass for tackling as well. Occasionally one would kick the other in the groin, possibly free kick training as the opponent had no say in the matter. When the running started, they would run diagonally across the field in 2 teams, crossing each other, kicking the corner penant and beating the markers. He also noted that the players would play paper rock scissors for organising any kind of formation and if they got it wrong they would have a penalty shot, it looked like tequila, he said, judging from the effect. A number of other training methods were too disturbing to print in his report.  Nic EDIT: just needed to bring my report over to the correct forum |
16/06/2011 22:53 |
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