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Enjoy.... Start posting crap for the Friday preview... http://uk.strikermanager.com/inicio.php?accion=/noticias_periodico.php%3Ftipo%3Dperiodico%26id_noticia%3D148%26inside%3D1 Edited by rebsiot 27-06-2011 21:12 |
27/06/2011 21:10 |
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This is the true heart rending rags to riches story of Herry Phewee or as his team mates call him, Harry "Ball Crusher" Peewee 13 Its an incredible story, his manager, "Rebel sighted in orange Tutu" or Rebsiot for short found him in the slums of Jakarta with no parents, no home and no future kicking around a ball of masking tape on the streets next to his cardboard box. When confronted all the boy could shout was " You Go, I play Juggernaught, I play Juggernaught" Seeing his obvious talent and strength on the ball, Reb immediately smuggled the young 15 year boy back to the good ol US of A and put him to work on the training field with his other juniors. The youngster blossomed and his training progression was unmatched, so much so, after repeated attempts by other managers to sign Peewee, his contract was immediately re-signed with his thumb print. His strength was so immense for one so small, scouts in the stadium starting suspecting steroid abuse and leaked this information to the FA. An investigator was sent by the FA to Indonesia and Missouri to ascertain more details on the origin of this phenomenon. They managed to find an elderly woman in Jakarta claiming to be the boys great grandmother. She showed the investigators the family tree in the garden and some flimsy paperwork to back it up and it turned out the boy is actually only 13, yes thirteen years of age! After a psychologists interview, it was decided in the best interests of the boy to remain with the AC STL club for the time being but that his great grandmother be flown over to manage the boys 17k /week salary. She was last seen riding a Harley Davidson Fatboy to training with a purple mohican. So while Peewee continues to amaze onlookers, he is now officially recorded as 13 yrs old and as all drug tests proved negative, his strength has been recorded as 110! Check it out: http://uk.strikermanager.com/jugador.php?id_jugador=3178988 His manager however is still wanted by the FBI and the FA for child trafficking and signing an underage footballer respectively. Reports have come out that Reb was last seen in the downtown red light district asking the mama san for asylum. The news of the age adjustment has come as a great relief to managers of the greatest league in the world, the International 55 League, as by FA law, the youngster will have to reach an average rating of 90 to be promoted at the age of 13. |
27/06/2011 23:46 |
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I admitted to his steroid use earlier, but you found out it was a cover up. The whole free agent debacle, along with bernd Ullrich was a distraction to smuggle this boy in. I'll send it to striker news when I get back to an Internet connection |
28/06/2011 01:03 |
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You are now published Gunnernic....with a picture of me attached to the story http://uk.strikermanager.com/inicio.php?accion=/noticias_periodico.php%3Ftipo%3Dperiodico%26id_noticia%3D150%26inside%3D1 Edited by rebsiot 28-06-2011 05:09 |
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