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Boris Moristikov --Demons of Razgriz HQ This could have been epic. This could have been a disaster. There could have been blood spilled, slurped up through a bendy straw, and regurgitated all over the pitch. You want a rivalry? Are you sure? The Demons of Razgriz hostiled 64/19 GK Leopoldo Puentes from The Clitoris Balcon yesterday. But that’s not who Ace McZero had originally targeted. http://uk.strikermanager.com/jugador.php?id_jugador=3802551 That is who the Demons manager originally targeted. And it was more premeditated than the most gruesome murder one could imagine. “For about 3 weeks now, I had every intention of hostiling Reb’s GK on August 18th, the day before our grudge match,” said McZero during the introductory press conference, “I had him shortlisted, and made sure to position myself to get Reb back for all the help I’d provided him this season and all the smack he chose to launch my way. I even hinted to Reb that something “big” was going to happen before our match that would shake Int’l 55 and the entire Striker world—and he hadn’t the slightest clue what I had in mind. The intent was to hostile his keeper at a time where Reb wouldn’t have time to steal someone else as a replacement, and would have to throw Harry Phewee out there as the GK in our match. It was planned out down to the half-minute, I exaggerate not. Do you know what ‘precision’ is? If not, I would’ve taught you with this operation. “But three days before our match, I had a change of heart. Yes, I have a heart. I sent my secretary out to survey what I could get for the price of Reb’s GK. For only 5 million more, I discovered a GK with 4 more points and one year younger. I could’ve still crippled AC STL for the minimum of the weekend, but while we may be ‘arch rivals’, Reb is still my pirate kin. We make eachother better, not worse. We all want to be successful so that Int’l 55 can be successful. And I am an honorable demon—if I am to defeat Reb a second time this year, I want to do it the right way. Because we are International 55, the league you wish you were in ™.” The journalist next to me shed a tear at Ace’s inspiring message, and promptly burst into flames the moment the soulless bastard laid eyes on him. “Reb, you owe me again,” continued McZero in a serious tone, “but now you owe my secretary too. I’m looking forward to Saturday; this will be one helluva game.” The epitome of evil smiled for the cameras, they exploded, and somewhere a kitten curled up into a ball and died. Ace McZero called to his pet demon-parrot, sprouted wings, and flew out of the press room, bird in tow, to go train his new prize. His next prize may be Rebsiot’s soul. And something tells me Ace won’t have the heart to train it. Edited by AceMcZer0 18-08-2011 02:19 |
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published, vote it up. http://uk.strikermanager.com/inicio.php?accion=/noticias_periodico.php%3Ftipo%3Dperiodico%26id_noticia%3D217%26inside%3D1 |
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