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Use Google Translate to Translate from Gujarati to English. આપણાં બાપુંએ બેંક-લૉન પર કાર લીધી.. હપ્તા ના ભર્યા તો બેંકવાળા કાર ઉઠાઈને લઈ ગયા.. .. .તો બાપું બોલ્યા :- પહેલાં ખબર હોત તો લગન પણ લૉન લઈને જ કરત..!!! A Gujarati man buys a Car on loan. He doesnt pay an EMI and the Bank takes away his CAR. He says- "Hadi known this earlier, i would have Married on a Loan.  Edited by akhilshah 19-12-2011 16:58 |
19/12/2011 16:55 |
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akhilshah said: Use Google Translate to Translate from Gujarati to English. આપણાં બાપુંએ બેંક-લૉન પર કાર લીધી.. હપ્તા ના ભર્યા તો બેંકવાળા કાર ઉઠાઈને લઈ ગયા.. .. .તો બાપું બોલ્યા :- પહેલાં ખબર હોત તો લગન પણ લૉન લઈને જ કરત..!!! Kindly put this into english please, or they'll make you  |
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OK???? ethena5 said: akhilshah said: Use Google Translate to Translate from Gujarati to English. આપણાં બાપુંએ બેંક-લૉન પર કાર લીધી.. હપ્તા ના ભર્યા તો બેંકવાળા કાર ઉઠાઈને લઈ ગયા.. .. .તો બાપું બોલ્યા :- પહેલાં ખબર હોત તો લગન પણ લૉન લઈને જ કરત..!!! Kindly put this into english please, or they'll make you |
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Let's get out of here! I'm allergic to christmas! |
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It doesn't have to be a Christmas story |
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ethena5 said: It doesn't have to be a Christmas story Can I post these and anyway u stole my idea about this thread when i was in sleep two days back Before I knew who she was There stood she up the stairs smilling and laughing at me charmingly Before I can ctch her the dream mealts In life she stands on a rope of my hope Her smile now has same charm but I miss...... I miss the name for the feeling I have towords her Today I stand loosing myself not able to catch my self But...... I..... I am not ready to loose that special one or can I post this I have a friend, who is not just a friend Who never speaks to me in his voice as he always conveys his messages through others He never does me any favor on his own as he get's the platform ready before I ask He never comes to see me in personal as every eye which sees me reaches him He fills me with air of passion He flows his love as blood in me He bears me as earth He soothes me like a good night sleep He protects me like pebble in the sea bed He guides me like a spear head He makes me feel secure like a hawk in the high skies He is not he, he has no shape He surrounds me and he live in time. Both are made by me and if they are bad, sry for posting |
20/12/2011 11:21 |
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vijji said: ethena5 said: It doesn't have to be a Christmas story Can I post these and anyway u stole my idea about this thread when i was in sleep two days back Before I knew who she was There stood she up the stairs smilling and laughing at me charmingly Before I can ctch her the dream mealts In life she stands on a rope of my hope Her smile now has same charm but I miss...... I miss the name for the feeling I have towords her Today I stand loosing myself not able to catch my self But...... I..... I am not ready to loose that special one or can I post this I have a friend, who is not just a friend Who never speaks to me in his voice as he always conveys his messages through others He never does me any favor on his own as he get's the platform ready before I ask He never comes to see me in personal as every eye which sees me reaches him He fills me with air of passion He flows his love as blood in me He bears me as earth He soothes me like a good night sleep He protects me like pebble in the sea bed He guides me like a spear head He makes me feel secure like a hawk in the high skies He is not he, he has no shape He surrounds me and he live in time. Both are made by me and if they are bad, sry for posting I fell asleep as soon as I read your name... :/ I kid good one vijjina! Can anybody better him? |
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ethena5 said: I fell asleep as soon as I read your name... :/ Y so .... working night shifts for money or what |
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"When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman."is to my ........ | 20/12/2011 14:30 |
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By Talal Sultan from DropZone Tripoli Lebanon For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes. |
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