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1. Some1 calls you at 2 a.m in the night and ask you '' are you sleeping'' Ans: no i'm picking beans 2. When its raining and some 1 notice u going out yet they ask, are u going out in this rain? Ans: no in the next one 3. You are making love with your girlfriend then u start pulling her pant then she ask, what are you trying to do? Ans: i want to wash them for you 4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, they still ask, did you just have your bath? Ans: no i fell into the toilet bowl 5. You standing right in front of d elevator on the ground flour going to your office, yet they ask, going up? Ans: no i'm wating for my office to come down and get me 6. Your girlfriend come home with a bunch of flowers yet u still ask her, are those flowers? Ans: no baby they are carrots 7.you are in the toilet and you lock the door some1 knock on d door asking any1 there? Ans: no is shit 8. You're in on d queue at d cinema to by a ticket, a friend sees you and ask, what are you doing here? Ans: i'm here to pay my school fees....idiot 9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask, are you sleeping? Ans: No i'm practicing to die. |
26/12/2011 17:04 |
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haha nice 1s  |
26/12/2011 17:38 |
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