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Please feel free to post any football related jokes you have encountered every now and then however silly or hilarious it's maybe. The intention of this jokes thread is to add a little spice in between tweaking your SM team... Ill go first.... Soccer Blonde A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!" |
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Rules Of The Game At one point during a soccer game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is how we play together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "when offsides is called, or a handball is not called, you don't argue or curse or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother." |
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Chinese Kong Fu Basketball and Football Edited by Thayk Ferols 11-07-2012 04:23 |
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Hahahahahaha Edited by Oyewale 11-07-2012 07:47 |
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Hahahahahaha this is not funny a team has all his subs injured only GKs left.another injury during another left the coach no option other than to bring a GK in for the injury CDF.The match about to end in a goaless draw.a shot coming in from an opponent give the substituted player his first touch.he grabbed the ball firmly in his hand inside the 18 yard.penalty kick blown.is he at fault. |
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Bloke comes home from the bar drunk at 4am in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he tries to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and lets rip a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"He replies, "Touchdown, I'm up 7 nothing."She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.He yells at her, "What was that?"She replies "Touchdown, tie score."Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps in bed.The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"He replied, "Half time, switch sides." | 11/07/2012 15:32 |
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Which kind of half time is that. | 11/07/2012 15:35 |
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Oyewale said: Which kind of half time is that. Never asked Lol |
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The story cant end like that.a last minute goal leave the wife no option than to go for ...... Test the next day. | 11/07/2012 15:44 |
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This place is suppose to be full of jokes not conversation Lol. | 11/07/2012 15:49 |
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