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 Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day his dad gets a new job so his family
has to move to a new city. Johnny's daddy
thinks,
"I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling." So
he
calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will
be
starting your class tomorrow but he likes to
gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."
The
teacher says OK, she can handle it. The next
day
Johnny walks into class and hands the
teacher an
apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny." She
says
yes I know who you are. Johnny smiles and
says, "I
bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your
butt." The teacher thinks that she will break
his
little gambling problem so she takes him up
on the
bet. She pulls her pants down and shows him
her
butt and there was no mole. That afternoon,
Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he
lost
ten dollars to the teacher and why. So his dad
calls
the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet
you
that you had a mole on your butt and he lost."
The
teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his
gambling problem." Johnny's dad laughs and
says,
"No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars
this
morning that he'd see your ass before the
day was
over.".. 		29/08/2012 20:37
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