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chikaotuu said:
I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said "Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I'm afraid of the guy's face". Akpos then said to me "Ofego, youfear a lot, I will slap that head and nothing will happen".
I dared him to do it and he went to where the guy was sitting and gave him a HOT SLAP on his head. The guy was surprised, and wanted to react, then Akpos said "Bros Ofego, so you are here, and we have been looking for you at home!" The guy responded "I'm not Bros Ofego, maybe we look alike", Akpos murmured "maybe." After some minutes In the cinema,Akpos called me again and said "Ofego, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen." I answered "ok"
He went to the guy, gave him a hot slap and said "Bros Ofego stop lying, I say na u be dis..." The guy said to him angrily "I'm not Bros Ofego, please, let me be". Theguy then left that seat and went to the front seat.
After some minutes Akpos called me and said "Ofego, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen." This time i told him that "if anything happens, I will pretend I don't know him."
He stood up, went to the front seat, gave the guy a very hot slap and said "Bros Ofego, so na here you dey, I come dey slap another person for back!"
*Do you think Akpos will go scot-free again?

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaah.....very funny
28/06/2013 23:09
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Lol 28/06/2013 23:21
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OMG Akpos used small brain this time. 02/07/2013 19:41
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•U collect babe number u use "chick" store em .shey e mama na fowl?:>
•U buy suya ur woman con chop all the meat finish u con dey smile dey
chop the onion u be vegetarian?/
•u dey wit ur guy n u dey reciv diff kinds of phone cals in 5min, yet u dey
claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, ube mtn customer care agent?=)]
•You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are
angry . Were you expecting her to say wisdom and
understanding?!-)
•u wear blue skirt,green trousers,yellowcap. You carry red bag,white
speck..haha,u b rainbow?:x
•Ur mates pay complete fare, sit down comfortably 4 bus, u pay half dey stand n smile. Bros u b usher?8-|
•ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she b golddiga but ur sister do
dsame to anoda guy, u giv testimony for Church, sey na grace of God. Bros park well>:/
•Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never remember ur street n una no get common Tiger gen, yet u come my house still dey borrow Jackie Chan
film from me...bros na PHCN office u wan go watch am?>=)
•Yo babe get F9 parallel for Waec, she still deyask for Brazilian Hair of
#150.000 . Were she wan fix am?, ontop that coconut head?
02/07/2013 22:20
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Hahahaha... Love this.... 03/07/2013 07:59
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10/07/2013 14:01
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u'r brilliant but....Let's see how smart
you are;

A Man was found murdered on
19-6-2011
Sunday Afternoon inside his
house, his wife called the police, they
asked everyone around a question

#Police: where were you when his death happened?.

#WIFE: I was sleeping upstairswhen the murder took place

#COOK: I was cooking in the kitchen

#HOUSE GIRL: I went to collect the children from school.

#GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at the backyard.

#GATEMAN : Oga sent me to buy newspaper for junction.
After listening to their answers, the
police arrestedthe murderer.
Who was the murderer?.....
15/07/2013 10:32
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Juhulius said:
u'r brilliant but....Let's see how smart
you are;

A Man was found murdered on
19-6-2011
Sunday Afternoon inside his
house, his wife called the police, they
asked everyone around a question

#Police: where were you when his death happened?.

#WIFE: I was sleeping upstairswhen the murder took place

#COOK: I was cooking in the kitchen

#HOUSE GIRL: I went to collect the children from school.

#GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at the backyard.

#GATEMAN : Oga sent me to buy newspaper for junction.
After listening to their answers, the
police arrestedthe murderer.
Who was the murderer?.....

¤AKPOS¤
15/07/2013 10:39
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Juhulius said:
u'r brilliant but....Let's see how smart
you are;
A Man was found murdered on
19-6-2011
Sunday Afternoon inside his
house, his wife called the police, they
asked everyone around a question
#Police: where were you when his death happened?.
#WIFE: I was sleeping upstairswhen the murder took place
#COOK: I was cooking in the kitchen
#HOUSE GIRL: I went to collect the children from school.
#GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at the backyard.
#GATEMAN : Oga sent me to buy newspaper for junction.
After listening to their answers, the
police arrestedthe murderer.
Who was the murderer?.....

Wife.
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