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Akpors gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, "Hello, could u give me condom? I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!" D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says,"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might strike a luck there too. "D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as he was leaving, again he turns back & says"Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is expectingme 2 make a move. During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend ond left ,d sister on his right & d mum facing him. When d girlfriend's Dad walks in, Akpors lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u'v given us" 10minutes after, Akpors was still praying"Thank u Lord 4 ur kindness." Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping his head down, very close 2 d table. They all looked at each other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him & whispered, "I didn't know u'r so religious. "Akpors replies,"I never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!". See wahala !!! If you're akpors...wat will u do? |
30/01/2013 06:22 |
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Hahaha...lol...I would have got out quick,fast and in a hurry  Edited by Sender 30-01-2013 06:37 |
30/01/2013 06:36 |
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30/01/2013 06:38 |
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Hahahahahaha...... i cant laugh o |
30/01/2013 11:12 |
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LOLL | 30/01/2013 18:37 |
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Here's one of my fav. A rich man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet beagle along for company. One day, the beagle starts chasing butterflies and before long the beagle discovers that he is lost. So, wandering around, he notices a tiger heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The beagle thinks, "OK, now I’m in deep trouble!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the tiger is about to leap, the beagle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious tiger. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the tiger halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the tiger. "That was close. That beagle nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the tiger. So, off he goes. But the beagle saw him heading after the tiger with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the tiger, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the tiger. The tiger is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving dog." Now the beagle sees the tiger coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and, just when they get close enough to hear, the beagle says.................. "Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another tiger." |
31/01/2013 05:22 |
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haha!!!!...very clever joke |
31/01/2013 05:44 |
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Lolzzz | 31/01/2013 05:45 |
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Hahahaha,nice beagle |
31/01/2013 08:10 |
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Akpos opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "Thank God it's over". A man on the other side of his bed said, "don't be so sure, they left an injection in my belly and had to open it again". Another patient added, "same with me but mine was a pack of cotton wool". Almost immediately, the doctor who did the operationstormed in and asked, "Has anyone seen my watch?", Akpos fainted. #Good Evening# |
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