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A couple was watching a Premier League match together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Saint Obi? Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor. Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother. Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother. Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match. Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea. Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad. Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick? Husband: mute, not uttering a word. Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone? Husband: He is communicating with his lines man. Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards. Is there not any Blue card or something? Frustrated husband turns off the TV. *Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic". *Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson? Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me. Women sha! |
18/09/2013 09:06 |
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Hahahaha, xoo funny | 18/09/2013 09:55 |
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jurgen has got himself detained o http://en.strikermanager.com/usuario.php?id=11297959 |
18/09/2013 13:27 |
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abbey_yung said: hi guys Describe the player in one word http://en.strikermanager.com/jugador.php?id_jugador=11085390 SEPP BLATTER in making. |
18/09/2013 15:11 |
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abbey_yung said: jurgen has got himself detained o http://en.strikermanager.com/usuario.php?id=11297959 Lol |
18/09/2013 15:13 |
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How are you gays ? | 18/09/2013 16:18 |
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Oyewale said: How are you gays ? gays? |
18/09/2013 16:51 |
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what are your plans for next season?.......has for me i wanna get promoted to div 2 | 18/09/2013 17:28 |
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Juhulius said: what are your plans for next season?.......has for me i wanna get promoted to div 2 mine iz upgrading my team |
18/09/2013 17:45 |
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Wokrit Villas-Boas said: Oyewale said: How are you gays ? gays? 2 guys that are always on eachother... |
18/09/2013 17:55 |
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