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Fb yaaaa! Share am b4 i goto kitchen jooooo HOPEHYEHMIH 1 said: Wana make u laugh dis morning i got sum funny jokes with me |
21/05/2014 08:02 |
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Sturgart said: Fb yaaaa! Share am b4 i goto kitchen jooooo HOPEHYEHMIH 1 said: Wana make u laugh dis morning i got sum funny jokes with me bt dis 1,x nt 4rm fb |
21/05/2014 08:04 |
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Conversation Between An Officer in A Department And A Candidate Seeking For A Job. Officer: What is your name? . Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: What does that mean?. Candidate: Modupe Pius sir. Officer: Your father's name?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: What does that mean?. Candidate: Moshood Pius sir. Officer: Your native place?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: Is it Minna port?. Candidate: No. Makurdi purum sir. Officer: What is your qualification?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: (Angry) What is it?. Candidate: Metric pass. Officer: Why do you need a job?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: Meaning?. Candidate: Money problem sir. Officer: What is your personality?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: Will you explain yourself and stop wasting my time. Candidate: Monocratic personality. Officer: I see, no wonder. I will get back to you. Candidate: So sir, how's my Mp?. Officer: What's that again?. Candidate: My performance. Officer: Mp. Candidate: Meaning?. Officer: Mental problem. One word for the Candidate. |
21/05/2014 08:05 |
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 mmmmmm!HOPEHYEHMIH 1 said: Sturgart said: Fb yaaaa! Share am b4 i goto kitchen jooooo HOPEHYEHMIH 1 said: Wana make u laugh dis morning i got sum funny jokes with me bt dis 1,x nt 4rm fb |
21/05/2014 08:06 |
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A pastor, in a church service said to the congregation; If you know your wife is beautiful come out and sow a wonderful seed. People whose wife were beautiful started coming out and dropping 2, 3, 4 Thousand Naira and so on. A man Papilo came out and dropped 5 naira. The pastor asked; Mr man, is your wife not beautiful? Why did you drop 5 Naira? Papilo replied; Pastor, if you see my wife, you will give me change. |
21/05/2014 08:08 |
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MP 'Major Problem' HOPEHYEHMIH 1 said: Conversation Between An Officer in A Department And A Candidate Seeking For A Job. Officer: What is your name? . Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: What does that mean?. Candidate: Modupe Pius sir. Officer: Your father's name?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: What does that mean?. Candidate: Moshood Pius sir. Officer: Your native place?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: Is it Minna port?. Candidate: No. Makurdi purum sir. Officer: What is your qualification?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: (Angry) What is it?. Candidate: Metric pass. Officer: Why do you need a job?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: Meaning?. Candidate: Money problem sir. Officer: What is your personality?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: Will you explain yourself and stop wasting my time. Candidate: Monocratic personality. Officer: I see, no wonder. I will get back to you. Candidate: So sir, how's my Mp?. Officer: What's that again?. Candidate: My performance. Officer: Mp. Candidate: Meaning?. Officer: Mental problem. One word for the Candidate. |
21/05/2014 08:08 |
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MP 'Major Problem' HOPEHYEHMIH 1 said: Conversation Between An Officer in A Department And A Candidate Seeking For A Job. Officer: What is your name? . Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: What does that mean?. Candidate: Modupe Pius sir. Officer: Your father's name?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: What does that mean?. Candidate: Moshood Pius sir. Officer: Your native place?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: Is it Minna port?. Candidate: No. Makurdi purum sir. Officer: What is your qualification?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: (Angry) What is it?. Candidate: Metric pass. Officer: Why do you need a job?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: Meaning?. Candidate: Money problem sir. Officer: What is your personality?. Candidate: Mp sir. Officer: Will you explain yourself and stop wasting my time. Candidate: Monocratic personality. Officer: I see, no wonder. I will get back to you. Candidate: So sir, how's my Mp?. Officer: What's that again?. Candidate: My performance. Officer: Mp. Candidate: Meaning?. Officer: Mental problem. One word for the Candidate. |
21/05/2014 08:08 |
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A pastor, in a church service said to the congregation; If you know your wife is beautiful come out and sow a wonderful seed. People whose wife were beautiful started coming out and dropping 2, 3, 4 Thousand Naira and so on. A man Papilo came out and dropped 5 naira. The pastor asked; Mr man, is your wife not beautiful? Why did you drop 5 Naira? Papilo replied; Pastor, if you see my wife, you will give me change. |
21/05/2014 08:09 |
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 HOPEHYEHMIH 1 said: A pastor, in a church service said to the congregation; If you know your wife is beautiful come out and sow a wonderful seed. People whose wife were beautiful started coming out and dropping 2, 3, 4 Thousand Naira and so on. A man Papilo came out and dropped 5 naira. The pastor asked; Mr man, is your wife not beautiful? Why did you drop 5 Naira? Papilo replied; Pastor, if you see my wife, you will give me change. |
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Hahahahahaha dat mayb so | 21/05/2014 08:10 |
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