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One day a woman wanted to know how the
hubby would react if she left without telling
him where she had gone. So she decided to
write him a letter saying she is tired of him
and didn't want to live with him anymore
and after writing she put the letter on the
table in the bedroom before hiding under the
bed...
When hubby came back home, saw the letter
and read it, then he also wrote something on
it then began to sing and dance changing his
clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone
then said: "Hey babe, am just changing
clothes then will join you, as for the other
fool it has finally dawned on her that I was
fooling around with her and has left. I was
wrong really wrong to have married her, I
wish I had known you earlier. See you soon
honey!".
The hubby walked out of the room and left.
In tears and very upset, the woman got up
from under the bed and decided to go and
read what the hubby wrote on the letter.
When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD
see your feet you idiot, I am going to buy
bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and
prepare me a meal!!
07/07/2014 19:06
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Hahaha that's a really sweet revenge! 07/07/2014 21:01
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.There was a farmer who had a
horse and a goat. One day, the
horse became ill. So he called the
veterinarian, who said, "Well,
your horse has a virus. He must take
this medicine for three
days. I'll come back on the third day
and if he's not better, we're
going to have to kill her."
Nearby, the goat listened closely to
their conversation. The next
day, they gave the horse the
medicine and left. The goat
approached the horse and said, “Be
strong, my friend. Get up
or else they're going to kill you!”
On the second day, they again gave
the horse the medicine and
left. The goat came back and said,
"Come on buddy, get up or
else you're going to die! Come on,
I'll help you get up. Let's go!
One, two, three..."
On the third day, they came to give
the horse the medicine and
the vet said, "Unfortunately,we're
going to have to kill her
tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus
might spread and infect the
other horses."
After they left, the goat approached
the horse and said, "Listen
pal, it's now or never! Get up, come
on! Have courage! Come
on... Get up... Get up... That's it,
slowly... Great! Come on, one,
two, three... Good, good. Now
faster, come on... Fantastic! Run,
run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it,
you're a champion!"
All of a sudden, the owner came
back, saw the horse running in
the field and began shouting, "It's a
miracle! My horse is cured.
We must have a grand party."
He called his servant, "Tunde, kill
and prepare the goat!"
07/07/2014 21:09
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yung_whales said:
One day a woman wanted to know how the
hubby would react if she left without telling
him where she had gone. So she decided to
write him a letter saying she is tired of him
and didn't want to live with him anymore
and after writing she put the letter on the
table in the bedroom before hiding under the
bed...
When hubby came back home, saw the letter
and read it, then he also wrote something on
it then began to sing and dance changing his
clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone
then said: "Hey babe, am just changing
clothes then will join you, as for the other
fool it has finally dawned on her that I was
fooling around with her and has left. I was
wrong really wrong to have married her, I
wish I had known you earlier. See you soon
honey!".
The hubby walked out of the room and left.
In tears and very upset, the woman got up
from under the bed and decided to go and
read what the hubby wrote on the letter.
When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD
see your feet you idiot, I am going to buy
bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and
prepare me a meal!!


This reminded me to this one:



It's worth watching
07/07/2014 21:10
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You wanted to be rich and you
went to a
native doctor and he told you
that you will
be the richest man/woman in
your town,on
the condition that you will be
mad for one
full year.You agreed.Now you
have been mad
for 11 months and 29 days.Just
2 days
remaining,then a pastor
passing by saw you
and casts the spirit of madness
out of
you.
What will you do?
07/07/2014 21:12
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Hahahahahahahaha.i can't stop laughing! 07/07/2014 22:48
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A Chinese man took a
prostitute to his home and
they started
having sex.
Once he was done, he jumped
out of the bed, ran to the
window, took a deep breath
then went under the bed and
came
out through the other side and
started having sex with the girl
again.
When he finished the second
time, he jumped off the bed
went
to the window, took a deep
breath, went under the bed
and
came out from the other side
then started having sex again.
He did these until the 8th time.
The girl was really impressed
by
his stamina.
After the 10th round, she
decided to try it for herself. So
she
jumped off the bed, went to
the window, took a deep
breath,
went under the bed and saw
TEN more Chinese men unclad.
08/07/2014 12:03
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WOMAN: My Husband is not interested
in sex.
DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills to
him. Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea.
The woman did and they had sex which
they
enjoyed.
Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and
they
enjoyed much more sex.
3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle
in his
tea.
Two days later Doctor called to know
the
progress.
Son picked and replied:
=> "Mom is in coma at the moment,
=> Aunt is in hospital,
=> Maid is suing Dad for rape,
=> My own ass hurts and bleeding and
=> Dad is still running naked in the
garden,
shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!!
Even the Dogs are running for their
lives!
09/07/2014 10:21
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First-team player
Hahahaha ...
12/07/2014 07:34
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Substitute
Funny 13/07/2014 01:23
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