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One day a woman wanted to know how the hubby would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom before hiding under the bed... When hubby came back home, saw the letter and read it, then he also wrote something on it then began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone then said: "Hey babe, am just changing clothes then will join you, as for the other fool it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong really wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!". The hubby walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the hubby wrote on the letter. When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD see your feet you idiot, I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal!! |
07/07/2014 19:06 |
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Hahaha that's a really sweet revenge! | 07/07/2014 21:01 |
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.There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the third day and if he's not better, we're going to have to kill her." Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat approached the horse and said, “Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to kill you!” On the second day, they again gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat came back and said, "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three..." On the third day, they came to give the horse the medicine and the vet said, "Unfortunately,we're going to have to kill her tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses." After they left, the goat approached the horse and said, "Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on... Get up... Get up... That's it, slowly... Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!" All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting, "It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party." He called his servant, "Tunde, kill and prepare the goat!" |
07/07/2014 21:09 |
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yung_whales said: One day a woman wanted to know how the hubby would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom before hiding under the bed... When hubby came back home, saw the letter and read it, then he also wrote something on it then began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone then said: "Hey babe, am just changing clothes then will join you, as for the other fool it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong really wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!". The hubby walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the hubby wrote on the letter. When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD see your feet you idiot, I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal!! This reminded me to this one: It's worth watching |
07/07/2014 21:10 |
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You wanted to be rich and you went to a native doctor and he told you that you will be the richest man/woman in your town,on the condition that you will be mad for one full year.You agreed.Now you have been mad for 11 months and 29 days.Just 2 days remaining,then a pastor passing by saw you and casts the spirit of madness out of you. What will you do? |
07/07/2014 21:12 |
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Hahahahahahahaha.i can't stop laughing! | 07/07/2014 22:48 |
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A Chinese man took a prostitute to his home and they started having sex. Once he was done, he jumped out of the bed, ran to the window, took a deep breath then went under the bed and came out through the other side and started having sex with the girl again. When he finished the second time, he jumped off the bed went to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed and came out from the other side then started having sex again. He did these until the 8th time. The girl was really impressed by his stamina. After the 10th round, she decided to try it for herself. So she jumped off the bed, went to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed and saw TEN more Chinese men unclad. |
08/07/2014 12:03 |
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WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex. DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills to him. Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea. The woman did and they had sex which they enjoyed. Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more sex. 3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea. Two days later Doctor called to know the progress. Son picked and replied: => "Mom is in coma at the moment, => Aunt is in hospital, => Maid is suing Dad for rape, => My own ass hurts and bleeding and => Dad is still running naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!! Even the Dogs are running for their lives! |
09/07/2014 10:21 |
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Hahahaha ... |
12/07/2014 07:34 |
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Funny | 13/07/2014 01:23 |
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