Whatamidoinghere said:

Damn now you make me laugh

Whatamidoinghere said:
Now i will make you laugh
WEIRD WILY OLD GRANDMA WITNESS IN
COURT......(Laugh till you start crying)
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness, a
grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He
approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you
know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
Williams. I've known you since you were a boy,
and frankly, you've been a big disappointment
to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind
their backs. You think you're a big shot when
you haven‘t the brains to realize you'll never
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know you!"
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what
else to do, he pointed across the room and
asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence
attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known
Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's
lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
can't build a normal relationship with anyone,
and his law practice is one of the worst in the
entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his
wife with three different women. One of them
was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defence attorney was equally stunned. The
judge asked both counsellors to approach the
bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either
of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send
you both to the electric chair."