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Kitfaith and kukere were caught in a Northern african country, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. They were arrested and taken to the Sheik's palace for questioning and judgment. kukere lied that kitfaith smuggled and forced him to drink the beer! Both were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the Sheik decided they should be released after some lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!" kukere thought for a second then said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." And my second wish is that you flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped, and luckily for him, the pillows helped to make the pain of the whip lesser. Kitfaith saw this; thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available. kukere laughed and thought kitfaith was a fool... The Sheik replied with a puzzled look on his face," and your second wish?" kitfaith replied "Tie kukere to my back!" Edited by kitfaith 10-08-2015 04:59 |
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Be expecting more jokes from kitfaith | 09/08/2015 23:45 |
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Cool!  but It should have been akpos jokes  |
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A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree,the son quickly run to him and said: Dad i just won 100million dollars, i promise you that your funeral would be a big celebration. The dad said to him fool, untie me quickly and lets go and celebrate my resurrection. Edited by kitfaith 10-08-2015 05:30 |
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A youth corper was one of the invigilators in a WAEC examination holding in a school he was serving. Right inside the hall when the exam was ongoing, a very sexy girl who was wearing a very skimpy skirt and looking so gorgeous was seductively making eye contact with the corper, giving him that, "come and get me" look. He went straight to where the girl was sitting to find out what her problem was. She asked the corper to help her with the answers to the mathematics questions. He obliged and gave her the solution to the questions. After the exam, the corper immediately met up with the girl and asked her out for 'night out'. She laughed and replied, "Do you think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for you in the hall were fake! My boyfriend is over there waiting for me!" The Corper laughed too and said, "Do you think I know anything about mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all those answers I gave to you were all fake!" The girl screamed and fainted! |
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Two kids were playing, they found a used condom and took it home as a balloon. The kids mother got upset and warned them not to pick up things while playing, when the mother left, one kid said to the other, "why was mum so angry that we found a balloon?.Thank God we didn't tell her we drank the yoghurt that was inside. |
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A Nigerian, an American and a German board a plane.As the plane was flying over the sea Satan came out and said to them: “I want you to drop something into the sea, if I find it – you will die, and if I don't – you will live.” The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea. Satan dived into the sea and came up with the button. “See!?” he said and killed the American. The German threw a pin into the sea. Satan dived in and came back with the pin. “See!?” he said and killed the German. The Nigerian brought out a pure water sachet, opened it and poured the contents into the sea holding back the sachet, he said to Satan:“Oya begin find water inside water...Idiot” |
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Be expecting more | 10/08/2015 16:20 |
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