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Akpos went to see his Uncle who is a lecturer: UNCLE: Akpos long time! How’re you doing? AKPOS: I'm good sir. I came to find out if I could gain admission into the Medical Department to fulfill my dream of becoming a doctor. UNCLE: Oh I see! How was your O' level result? AKPOS: Very good sir! I got 2 credits in Yoruba and Agricultural science with sir. UNCLE: (Laughing) and you call that a good result? Well, you can still fulfill your dream of becoming a doctor. AKPOS: Thank you sir! UNCLE: As a Native Doctor. Your credit in Agricultural science will be good for herbs and your credit in Yoruba will be good for incantation |
28/08/2015 13:25 |
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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING>>whichone is the funniest(i choose 11)..choose one 1)~When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Bro, u go apologise tire.! 2)When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!" and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you. oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.! 3)When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide d proof ohh, or else... 4) When you update"salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments "on point""" U go travel go villa by force. 5)When you're in a bus and you throw away your #500 note instead of gala wrapper. Chai! E don do be dat! 6)When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees. 7)When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat. 8) When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar. 9)When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish. 10)~When u give beggar #500 note instead of #50. 11)When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout "officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again. 12)When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the seller run wit N950 change... # CryNogoDoAm 13)When you post on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. No just go work tomorrow. |
28/08/2015 16:32 |
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AKPOS Akpos on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children. Akpos: "To you my wife, take over the petroleum company in the capital." Wife : Started crying loudly. Akpos: "To you my first son, take over the shopping mall in the south." First son: Screaming. Akpos: "To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport." Second son:Crying louder. Akpos: "To you my third son, take over the Airport." Third son: wailing. Akpos: "To you my only daughter,the high school is yours." Daughter : Crying loudest. The confused nurse asked, "I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain,your Dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time." Wife: "properties kor...comfortableni ! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday. Abeg reject every poverty inheritance oh. ARE YOU READY TO REJECT THEM ALL? |
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thumbs up wayne  Edited by MITTCHEL 30-08-2015 16:00 |
30/08/2015 15:58 |
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MITTCHEL said: thumbs up wayne thanks |
30/08/2015 15:59 |
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A teacher was teaching about reproductive system in an SS3 class... TEACHER: ...And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose. JENNIFER: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it? TEACHER: Technically. Yes. JENNIFER: But it doesn't even taste like that... TEACHER: what?! |
31/08/2015 17:06 |
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Akpos Hot Jokes Akpos traveled to America. He was drinking in a bar when a huge guy came from nowhere and hit him on his head. With so much shock he asked "Man! what was that for?" "That's Karate chop from China" replied the huge guy. Akpos moved to another table and continued his drink. Few minutes later, the Huge guy came back again and hit him on the back. Akpos shouted "OOOO!!! whats that for again?" The huge guy replied "Thats karate chop from India". Akpos left the bar. He came back later and hit the hug guy on his testicle. The huge guy fainted. Akpos walked to the bar man and said "When this idiot wakes up, tell him that's karate chop from naija |
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing on the porch. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the drunk stranger. "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost! It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" And the drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing. |
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