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*CLASS TEACHER* - I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher. *STUDENT:* I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money! *TEACHER:* Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech. *STUDENT:* You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your BED! In this Buhari Economy? Who will keep it there. That's a figure of impossible speech. |
08/10/2016 15:19 |
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if i catch u omotoso i'll sue u to court for disgracing "NIGERIA" in public. N:B- i get cash o |
10/10/2016 13:29 |
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destarmanager said: if i catch u omotoso i'll sue u to court for disgracing "NIGERIA" in public. N:B- i get cash o Lol |
10/10/2016 13:40 |
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destarmanager said: if i catch u omotoso i'll sue u to court for disgracing "NIGERIA" in public. N:B- i get cash o The economy is in recession,and you're talking about disgrace |
10/10/2016 16:18 |
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Mr wenger" said: destarmanager said: if i catch u omotoso i'll sue u to court for disgracing "NIGERIA" in public. N:B- i get cash o The economy is in recession,and you're talking about disgrace abi na only GOD would help us in our beloved country. we are already getting tired of this buhari |
10/10/2016 19:01 |
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destarmanager said: Mr wenger" said: destarmanager said: if i catch u omotoso i'll sue u to court for disgracing "NIGERIA" in public. N:B- i get cash o The economy is in recession,and you're talking about disgrace abi na only GOD would help us in our beloved country. we are already getting tired of this buhari That's it, it's only God that can help in NIGERIA now |
10/10/2016 19:29 |
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omotoso said: *CHEATER* Now it's better. |
11/10/2016 21:45 |
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omotoso said: *CLASS TEACHER* - I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher. *STUDENT:* I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money! *TEACHER:* Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech. *STUDENT:* You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your BED! In this Buhari Economy? Who will keep it there. That's a figure of impossible speech. Wow funney  |
12/10/2016 17:46 |
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Where did you want to see that money in this Buhari regime...Figure of speech indeed | 14/10/2016 22:55 |
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Yeah ,who won leave am for this buhari regime. For 9jas only  |
23/11/2016 14:38 |
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