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A woman and a man were involved in car accident. It was a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of ... cars, the woman says; βSo, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle over to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence." (drunk driver's offence) Adam ate the apple again ! ππππππππππππππππ Men will NEVER learn ! Women will Never change!!! πππππππππππππππ what will be your next step as a men?? |
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This particular joke cracked me up so much in 1978, I laughed so much and broke a vase! | 13/07/2017 20:53 |
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Oyewale said: This particular joke cracked me up so much in 1978, I laughed so much and broke a vase! in 1978? lol |
13/07/2017 21:01 |
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saw this in 1986 to be precise |
13/07/2017 21:18 |
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Wow. Flora shaw(wife of sir Frederick Lugard) created this joke. Can't believe it exist till date.... She died around 1928/29... RIP to Lady Lugard. | 13/07/2017 21:46 |
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SIRYEMMY said: Wow. Flora shaw(wife of sir Frederick Lugard) created this joke. Can't believe it exist till date.... She died around 1928/29... RIP to Lady Lugard. Wow, really! Good to know about the history of the joke, RIP to her... |
13/07/2017 21:49 |
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Anytime someone post a joke,it seems you have all seen in for a very long time. So we have old men still playing sm. Siryemmy you will be 90 years of age since you said you saw this in 1928, and you will be getting ready to die just tell your children to invite me when it is time for the ceremony. |
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Dannyrayz said: Anytime someone post a joke,it seems you have all seen in for a very long time. So we have old men still playing sm. Siryemmy you will be 90 years of age since you said you saw this in 1928, and you will be getting ready to die just tell your children to invite me when it is time for the ceremony. Yes Friend.... We all getting ready to die, be it you are old or young, even a day old child also wish to witness the next day.... That's Life. |
14/07/2017 11:50 |
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Guess i saw mine in 1914 during the world was II !!! Lol!!   |
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ephriamez said: Guess i saw mine in 1914 during the world was II !!! Lol!! World war II in 1914.... |
14/07/2017 16:52 |
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