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Today we are having- A composition on how my carol night was. Elijah: em jay how far na? Me: i dey jare, how your babe? Elijah: she never gba oh. Me: God go intervene for you. Elijah: amen in Jesus name, fire, blood of Jesus. Me: ah ah is it war? Elijah: no it is a prayer. Me: let it be. Very soon a ss3 girl came to join us. Mary: how are you guys? Elijah: we dey jare. Mary: we thank God oh. Me: senior Mary, where you babe, abi that one too don dump you? I dey available oh. Mary: first and foremost, don't call me senior Mary till this programme will be over, Mary will do. And did i say i need your type? You guys are too dull for me. Elijah:  dull boy Mary, leave the idiot but what about your babe?Mary: that idiot is too dull, do you believe he wrote 4st of December instead of 4nd of December in his letter to me? All i did is send a break up letter to him immediately. Elijah: o lord of zacharia? (gasping for breath). I just slumped and woke up after some time. When elijah too was back normal she said. Mary: so you guys can see that id i continue with that guy he could give me heart attack. Elijah: (stood up angrily) shut up, you are just too dull. Mary: me dull? Are you out of your sense? I have always being in the first position since primary school till now. Me and elijah both looked at ourselves, then we sat down. Mary: you guys should not try that again oh, is it me that even took first in jamb. Elijah stood up and shouted. Elijah: shey na Jamb wey you never write? Shey position dem for jamb again?( then he fainted). Me: fada laud save my soul, please shift let me faint. You have been causing commotion since, let me jejely faint oh. SO RYSAL IT WAS BETTER THAT YOU DIDN'T COME, IF NOT, GOD KNOWS IF YOU WILL WAKE UP. MY FRIEND IS STILL ON THE GROUND, SINCE YESTERNIGHT. IT WAS GOD THAT TOLD ME TO WEAR LIEPROOF, IF NOT I MAY ALSO BE ON THE GROUND WITH ELIJAH BY NOW. |
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rysal said: Hm,i hope you dont try to make any excuss when i started striped your ass next season it is not your type. |
16/12/2017 16:44 |
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LMAO | 16/12/2017 16:49 |
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abugo manager said: rysal said: Hm,i hope you dont try to make any excuss when i started striped your ass next season it is not your type. Hope you know what you are typing because i cant imagine jose morinho beat me.lol |
16/12/2017 16:50 |
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Lol | 16/12/2017 18:10 |
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rysal said: LMAO just be thanking your destiny that you didn't come. |
16/12/2017 20:35 |
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rysal said: Hope you know what you are typing because i cant imagine jose morinho beat me.lol if you had watched the match, you will notice all my players are wearing a wrist band, it was Jose+ mourinho that gave them as a gift. If you read supa strikas, the wrist band toni Vern gave supa strikas that made them played badly, that was also the same in my case. |
16/12/2017 20:38 |
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Funny dude!!!!! | 16/12/2017 21:03 |
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abugo manager said: rysal said: Hope you know what you are typing because i cant imagine jose morinho beat me.lol if you had watched the match, you will notice all my players are wearing a wrist band, it was Jose+ mourinho that gave them as a gift. If you read supa strikas, the wrist band toni Vern gave supa strikas that made them played badly, that was also the same in my case. whe will you be cirioz????? |
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F F L,,FANTASTIC FOOTBALL LEAGUE season1 members 1 EMPRESS 2 RYSAL 3 MR TEMMY 4 KENNEH 5 ZEIBOLETA 6 ZEALOUS will replace olavido 7 AN.UNITED 8 POPMAN.1 9 ABUGO MANAGER 10 GEORGE BILL >>>still thinking 11 KOLZYKING 12 WAPKEN 13 BENCYNTHIA 14 ---------- |
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