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amson said: COMMON LYRICAL MISTAKES OFTEN MADE BY WORSHIPERS. "For God is the King of all the earth: sing y e praises with understanding." Psalms 47:7 #_Wrong_ You've been faithful GOD From the ages past That is why Your #NAME Oloruko nla Is forever more #_Correct_ You've been faithful GOD From the ages past That is why Your #REIGN Is forever more #_Wrong_ #OUR_LORD calling Your name Everyday, Your name is the same. #_Correct_ #HOW_I_LOVE, calling Your name Everyday, Your name is the same. #_Wrong_ #HIGHER, #HIGHER, #HIGHER That is your name We praise the LORD Praise the LORD/3x. #_Correct_ #I_AM, #I_AM, #I_AM That is Your name We praise the LORD Praise the Lord/3x. #_Wrong_ You are the mighty GOD The great #HIGHER Hallelujah/2x #_Correct_ You are the mighty GOD The great #I_AM Hallelujah/2x. #_Wrong_ We are going higher/2xe We are going Higher/4xe #EVERYDAY Exceedingly great #_Correct_ We are going higher/2xe We are going Higher/4xe #VERY_GREAT Exceedingly great #Wrong You are HIGHLY lifted up There is no one like you. #Correct You are HIGH AND lifted up, There's is no one like you. #Wrong Ancient of days AS OLD AS YOU ARE, AS OLD AS YOU ARE, you will never change..... #Correct Ancient of days AS SO AS YOU ARE, AS SO AS YOU ARE, you will never change.... Encourage Choristers to take note and correct the Church of God. #Shalom 👑 Hmn |
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amson said: COMMON LYRICAL MISTAKES OFTEN MADE BY WORSHIPERS. "For God is the King of all the earth: sing y e praises with understanding." Psalms 47:7 #_Wrong_ You've been faithful GOD From the ages past That is why Your #NAME Oloruko nla Is forever more #_Correct_ You've been faithful GOD From the ages past That is why Your #REIGN Is forever more #_Wrong_ #OUR_LORD calling Your name Everyday, Your name is the same. #_Correct_ #HOW_I_LOVE, calling Your name Everyday, Your name is the same. #_Wrong_ #HIGHER, #HIGHER, #HIGHER That is your name We praise the LORD Praise the LORD/3x. #_Correct_ #I_AM, #I_AM, #I_AM That is Your name We praise the LORD Praise the Lord/3x. #_Wrong_ You are the mighty GOD The great #HIGHER Hallelujah/2x #_Correct_ You are the mighty GOD The great #I_AM Hallelujah/2x. #_Wrong_ We are going higher/2xe We are going Higher/4xe #EVERYDAY Exceedingly great #_Correct_ We are going higher/2xe We are going Higher/4xe #VERY_GREAT Exceedingly great #Wrong You are HIGHLY lifted up There is no one like you. #Correct You are HIGH AND lifted up, There's is no one like you. #Wrong Ancient of days AS OLD AS YOU ARE, AS OLD AS YOU ARE, you will never change..... #Correct Ancient of days AS SO AS YOU ARE, AS SO AS YOU ARE, you will never change.... Encourage Choristers to take note and correct the Church of God. #Shalom í ½í± why is high_____ common? |
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Lol | 22/11/2018 13:48 |
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you guys just made my morning. Thanks guys. | 26/11/2018 08:55 |
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*TEACHER:* Give Me The Names Of The 3 KINGS That Brought Happiness And Peace In People's Lives? *ME:*- Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king.. The Teacher Is Now Escoting Me To The Head Teacher's Office, I Think They Are Going To Give Me some accolades |
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All this girls shouting he broke my heart" its painful" see u let me tell u nothing is more painful than Zipping your trouser mistakenly with ya D**k guys could testify to this situation. |
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Teacher: Class, write a story which you ASSUME THAT YOU WERE IN A WAR, write not less than 300 words. Everybody started to write, I didn't write but folded my arms. The teacher approached me.. Teacher: Chris, why are you not writing? Me: Aunty, They killed me immediately the war started! |
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I was beaten by a woman in an elevator today. I was staring at her breast then she said "Would you please press one", I thought she was talking about her breast. . . . . . <b>Hard Truth |
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Akpos and his son akpos jnr were listening to a Radiobroadcast, eventually akpos jnr looked at his dad and said, papa; this people are making a very big mistake.Then AKPOS asked him “son what is the matter”his son replied saying, “when Mr Obi died, they announced’OBITUARY and now Mr Okoro died, they still announced Obituary again instead of OKOROTUARY. |
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Lollllllzzzzzzzz... Edited by @Oyewale 12-12-2018 06:05 |
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