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COMMON LYRICAL MISTAKES OFTEN MADE BY WORSHIPERS.

"For God is the King of all the earth: sing y e praises with understanding." Psalms 47:7

#_Wrong_
You've been faithful GOD
From the ages past
That is why Your #NAME
Oloruko nla
Is forever more

#_Correct_
You've been faithful GOD
From the ages past
That is why Your #REIGN
Is forever more

#_Wrong_
#OUR_LORD calling Your name
Everyday, Your name is the same.

#_Correct_
#HOW_I_LOVE, calling Your name
Everyday, Your name is the same.

#_Wrong_
#HIGHER, #HIGHER, #HIGHER
That is your name
We praise the LORD
Praise the LORD/3x.

#_Correct_
#I_AM, #I_AM, #I_AM
That is Your name
We praise the LORD
Praise the Lord/3x.

#_Wrong_
You are the mighty GOD
The great #HIGHER
Hallelujah/2x

#_Correct_
You are the mighty GOD
The great #I_AM
Hallelujah/2x.

#_Wrong_
We are going higher/2xe
We are going
Higher/4xe
#EVERYDAY
Exceedingly great

#_Correct_
We are going higher/2xe
We are going
Higher/4xe
#VERY_GREAT
Exceedingly great

#Wrong
You are HIGHLY lifted up
There is no one like you.

#Correct
You are HIGH AND lifted up,
There's is no one like you.


#Wrong
Ancient of days AS OLD AS YOU ARE, AS OLD AS YOU ARE, you will never change.....

#Correct
Ancient of days AS SO AS YOU ARE, AS SO AS YOU ARE, you will never change....

Encourage Choristers to take note and correct the Church of God.

#Shalom 👑

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amson said:
COMMON LYRICAL MISTAKES OFTEN MADE BY WORSHIPERS.

"For God is the King of all the earth: sing y e praises with understanding." Psalms 47:7

#_Wrong_
You've been faithful GOD
From the ages past
That is why Your #NAME
Oloruko nla
Is forever more

#_Correct_
You've been faithful GOD
From the ages past
That is why Your #REIGN
Is forever more

#_Wrong_
#OUR_LORD calling Your name
Everyday, Your name is the same.

#_Correct_
#HOW_I_LOVE, calling Your name
Everyday, Your name is the same.

#_Wrong_
#HIGHER, #HIGHER, #HIGHER
That is your name
We praise the LORD
Praise the LORD/3x.

#_Correct_
#I_AM, #I_AM, #I_AM
That is Your name
We praise the LORD
Praise the Lord/3x.

#_Wrong_
You are the mighty GOD
The great #HIGHER
Hallelujah/2x

#_Correct_
You are the mighty GOD
The great #I_AM
Hallelujah/2x.

#_Wrong_
We are going higher/2xe
We are going
Higher/4xe
#EVERYDAY
Exceedingly great

#_Correct_
We are going higher/2xe
We are going
Higher/4xe
#VERY_GREAT
Exceedingly great

#Wrong
You are HIGHLY lifted up
There is no one like you.

#Correct
You are HIGH AND lifted up,
There's is no one like you.


#Wrong
Ancient of days AS OLD AS YOU ARE, AS OLD AS YOU ARE, you will never change.....

#Correct
Ancient of days AS SO AS YOU ARE, AS SO AS YOU ARE, you will never change....

Encourage Choristers to take note and correct the Church of God.

#Shalom 👑

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*TEACHER:* Give Me The Names Of The 3
KINGS That Brought Happiness And Peace
In
People's Lives?
*ME:*- Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king..
The Teacher Is Now Escoting Me To The
Head
Teacher's Office, I Think They Are Going To
Give
Me some accolades
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All this girls shouting he broke my heart"
its
painful" see u let me tell u nothing is more
painful
than Zipping your trouser mistakenly with
ya D**k
guys could testify to this situation.
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Teacher: Class, write a story which you
ASSUME THAT YOU WERE IN A WAR,
write not less than 300 words. Everybody
started to write, I didn't write but folded
my arms. The teacher approached me..
Teacher: Chris, why are you not writing?
Me: Aunty, They killed me immediately the
war started!
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I was beaten by a woman in an elevator
today. I was staring at her breast then she
said "Would you please press one", I
thought she was talking about her
breast.
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<b>Hard Truth
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Akpos and his son akpos jnr were listening to a
Radiobroadcast, eventually akpos jnr looked at his dad and said,
papa; this people are making a very big mistake.Then AKPOS
asked him “son what is the matter”his son replied saying, “when
Mr Obi died, they announced’OBITUARY and now Mr Okoro died,
they still announced Obituary again instead of OKOROTUARY.
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Lollllllzzzzzzzz...

Edited by @Oyewale 12-12-2018 06:05
12/12/2018 05:48
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