Bar Alade said:

So interchanging your name is Aaaaaa Zxywuver. We're starting from you

Bar Alade said:
1. The way I'm broke now, I'm thinking of selling our dog & Den�I will be doing the barking at night
2. This is serious I wanted to cross the main road today and a tortoise car almost hitted me!�I shouted "I rebuked it in Jesus Name".�of all the good cars why tortoise car! Can he pay the bills�The owner came out saying i'm insulting him.
3. Some parents can send unnecessary messages when they see you doing nothing.�like: MACCA! Go and check whether there is air outside
4. Some girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what's her favourite animal and she will answer: "Roasted Chicken".
5. When a girl ask you for N50,000 and you gave her N100,000 instead. She will be like: "Thanks sir, but don't forget the N50,000 I asked you oo.
6. That moment you are struggling for food at a wedding and mistakenly disconnected the speaker wire with your leg.�Now all eyes are on you. You will just
realise that you have bellefull under 3 seconds.
7. If u want to lose weight without going to the gym support Chelsea this season. ????
8. Joe : Dr I have a problem of forgetting.�Dr : When did the problem start?�Joe : Which problem?�????
9. I always learn from the mistakes of the people who follow my advice.
10. One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?”
Bill replies: “Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.”
11. Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?
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The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."
12. Grandfather: my children I have 80 million in my bank account and u all don't know my password, I can tell u guys now
It is 42- -
And he died. Pls wetin you wan do?
13. I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
14. A policeman was marking the assignment of his two sons.He marked the senior child's own and flogged him.He turned to the junior child,opened his book and without saying a word,walked away.
The older one turned and asked the young one "you way no sabi anything,why papa no beat you?".The younger one said "I put $20 in my book.U forget say papa na policeman?
15. Can't laugh alone.
Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody will escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150. They told them they would kill 100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking:"What's your name?" The pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. The next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams. They approached the elders. The first one said Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin. They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu. The Organist screamed: "He is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu." If you were in the congregation, what will be your name?
ANSWER MY QUESTION OOO.