An Olympic Chronicles EXCLUSIVE REPORT

He’s the last Avatar of Ghana, the finest tactician the country has ever given the world. He’s the only one able to combine the elements of fire, water, hardcore stripping and the beautiful game of soccer together to give balance to the world. But then again, give him time, and some more time, and more again, and he could turn the entire soccer industry into one remarkable strip club with Pepe leading the fleet!

He’s Whatamidoinghere, a stripper who loves strippers. He can’t stop asking that question anyway; he really doesn’t know what he’s doing here.

http://en.strikermanager.com/usuario.php?id=10719618

The Olympic Chronicles was able to catch up with this … well, demigod, and had a little time out with him a few seasons back, while he was still on the Olympus train. Here are the excerpts:

The OC: How are you sir?

Whatami: I can not be better than this, as long as i have the top strippers in the world surrounding me, iam as healthy and happy as never before.

The OC: Poor girls. What are you doing to them?

Whatami: Nothing bad, i only ask them to shake it off for my just like Taylor Swift. (Damn she's also hot. Will start scouting her very soon )

The OC: The OC's new watch word: keep ladies away from Whatamidoinghere!

So, tell me, did you find yourself in Striker Manager by mistake? What am I doing here?

Whatami: It was never a mistake. I signed up as Ramzero when i first learnt about this game. But unfortunately, i got banned when i promoted to divi 3 with Ubuntu (sobs).
My offense? Yeah i know you will ask that. They @s thought i cross the red line helping a friend so they kick my messy a**.

After the ban, i told myself i ain't playing that shit called game again. But my friend have a different idea. He created this account and sent me the password and this stupid username

The OC: Lemme chip this in at this point - how then did you hear about this addictive game?

Whatami: I saw the ad on goal.com and decided to try it out.

The OC: Still on the game - you're sitting not so comfortably in second position in your group. At some point, you have been at the peak, and at some other points, you let your lead slip away cheaply. At the time of this interview, the leader is topping the group only with a better goal difference than the five teams which have the same points he has been able to gather since this season started.

First of all, are you feeling the heat? On a scale of 1 to 10, can you rate the pressure you feel?

Whatami: The heat is so much. I will go for 8 on the scale. My defense is not strong, until i put some strength in the defense, i will continue to feel the heat.

THE OC: Are you satisfied with your progress thus far? Or do you feel you could have done better if you had had more useful resources than you do now?

Whatami: Nobody loves to finish below 1st so i can't say i am satisfied with my performance even though am doing well.

THE OC: In deed! Your team has just two schools. For a team of the standard you have established season after season, why should that be? I mean - are there any financial obstructions? There are so many talents in Argentina for God's sake; so many Pirlos yet undiscovered in Italy, so many Schweinsteigers to come from Germany. Why the delay?

Whatami: My schools always give me heartbreaks. Example, my Uruguay school once gave me a certain Suarez who was banned for two years because he bit an opponent. That action led me to close down the school.
As for my Brazil, instead of Giving me a Thiago Silva type, i only get a Barcelona flop like Douglas. Netherland? I don't want to mention it. I almost close it down but i got a certain Depay last week that keeps it running for now. With all this experience, the idea of having another school is always as bad as the devil himself.

THE OC: As bad as the Devil himself. We'll keep that in mind.

You recently parted ways with Victor Werf for over a hundred million dollars. Was there any fall-out between the youngster and the administration of FINAL SOUND™?

Whatami: His egos are too high. We definitely can't control that in the near future. So the best option is to let him go.

THE OC: In the next two to three seasons, where do you see your team?

Whatami: Divi 1

THE OC: Tell me something you have never told anyone else.

Whatami: I accidentally had sex with my ICT teacher when i was in high school(Am free now after confessing this)

THE OC: What led to that? You needed extra marks or what?

Whatami: She was just too hot tobe a teacher.

THE OC: You mean you approached and seduced her, and took her to wherever you both did it, and she never obliged?

Whatami: Nope. She was kind of seduce me rather. And because she's hot, i give in.

THE OC: Quite a background my friend. What are your philosophies in life?

Whatami: Political science.

THE OC: No, I meant what is your view about life? What are those things, those philosophies that drive you in life?

Whatami: Trying to believe nothing is impossible and being funny.

THE OC: You mentioned Political Science. Could you give us a little insight on that?

Whatami: It's a social science that deals with system of government and the analysis of political activity and political behavior.

Just wanna be brief

THE OC: All right, sir Whatami - good luck practicing that. Before we leave you, do you have anything to tell your fellow Olympians? You could crack their ribs a little, you know.

Whatami: I will try to make it short and simple.

A plane was transporting a couple of mad guys to another hospital. Akpors happened tobe one of the mad guys.

One hour after the taking off, Akpors approached the pilot and asked to thought how to fly an airplane.

The pilot looked up at Akpors and said. I will teach you how to fly an airplane but you must first do me a favour by making your friends keep mute.

Akpors came back five minutes later and everything was quite in the plane. The pilot being so surprised at the development asked Akpors how he managed to to pull that off so soon. He replied saying, i made them an exit and asked them to go play outside for a while.

THE OC: Great! Thank you, sir Whatami, for your time!

The Olympic Chronicles Quick Six

THE OC: If there was a movie produced about Whatamidoinghere, being the subject, who would play you and why?

Whatami: I will play the main character if the movie is about strippers. Because i love strippers

THE OC: President John Dramani Mahama gave you the rare privilege to get rid of one state in the republic of Ghana; which would it be and why?

Whatami: Ashanti region! It's arguably our (Volta region) greatest rivalry when it comes to politics.(Ashantis Support the NPP, whiles the Voltarians go in for NDC) And they're ethnocentric

THE OC: In your own opinion, what comes first - the egg or the hen?

Whatami: The hen?

THE OC: Tell me, Whatami, if you were a superhero who would you be and what superpower would you have?

Whatami: Peter Petrelli in 'Heroes'

THE OC: What's your favourite Android application?

Whatami: I don't have a favorite.

THE OC: Darn it! Why am I even interviewing you in the first place?

Whatami: Because we don't know what wearedoing

Source:
The Olympus Circle™ Team