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AceMcZer0 This managerial superstar has seen it all and done it all. Kicked out of heaven in March, he then proceeded to recruit a team of similar fallen angels and launched a vicious takeover of the team of old farts that had been lazing around in Div6. Fast forward a season and his bully-boy tactics appear to have worked. With a version of 4-4-2 football modelled on the Stoke City long-ball and foul-the-keeper style of play and with training videos of world cup highlights from Zidane (2006) and De Jong (2010), promotion to Div 4 was ensured. Off the pitch, players are kept on a tight leash... literally. Wild weekends away include the now infamous squad trip to visit the S&M ladyboys of Thailand, as well as alleged touching-up of AC STL's youth player Herry Phewee (aged 13). This appears to have had a great effect on squad morale, but also led to Vinnie Jones on-pitch antics, something managers in Div 4 and International 55 League are only too used to complaining to the ref about. His line-up average of 51 has got him in the running in both Div 4 and the International 55 League, but it remains to be seen if his supposed gangster funding will lead to them demanding VIP boxes in the stadium or purchases of new blood (and players). posted |
11/07/2011 20:55 |
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Manager YTM was hired on the 22nd of March 2011, to take over the senior team Fc Bart in Division 6. After so many years as an assistant to 2 different managers, he then took the job at Fc Bart as a first team coach. He made some nasty sales on his arrival, this made the board to lose confidence in him after selling the few stars in his team for little money. The team Fc Bart experienced difficulties on and off the pitch, they were down financially, the few good players left the team, and this affected the performance of the team on the pitch and they failed to gain promotion to Division 5 due to lack of experience from the manager and the players. The revolution started in Fc Bart when manager YTM convinced the board to invest in the youth and follow the steps of FC Barcelona of Spain. This brought about the success change in the team. And they became too strong for division 6. After so much recruits of both the youth players and some big talents in from other clubs, the club gained qualification into International 55 league, the undisputed best league in the game. And they still hold the record of being the first division 6 team to make it to the league. After the june CALCIOPOLI saga in division 5, a team involved in this saga was relegated to div6 and Fc Bart was promoted to replace this team in division 5. Manager YTM is arguably one of the best in the game, not just because he's ranked among the best 60 managers in the game, but withing a very short period was able to transform an average team of 31 (31V) to a team that average 56 (56AV). |
12/07/2011 18:21 |
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Enjoy Gunnernic. Gunnernic – This managerial Spotlight examines Gunnernic, the manager of the Navenby Gunners. Born to wolves in the Kalahari, and lived as a dog for the first five years of his life, until he was found by Shaman member of a Bushmen tribe. This shaman noticed the wolf had strange, human characteristics, and threw a spell on Gunnernic. After 3 hours of Chickens, car tires, and cabbage, Gunnernic was human, and given over to the Bushmen tribe. Thinking the Shaman was the alpha male, the young human pup visited daily, graciously licking all of the dirt from the muddy, stinking body of the magic-man. Gunner did this happily for 8 years, until he was 13 and reached puberty. Things then got ugly. The hormone addled teen needed to become the alpha male, and one day coated his tongue in iocane powder; a poison he spent years developing immunity to. Seconds after the first lick, the Shaman expired. Gunnernic declared his superiority over the Bushmen tribe, but they didn’t take too kindly to his feelings. A huge funeral for the shaman followed, and Gunner was sold into slavery, going to a Zulu tribe in the East to get in touch with his “warrior spirit”. The Zulus were nice and only beat Gunnernic, in an effort to harden his soul, but the young man was too flamboyant to be tamed. Unable to clearly express his own thoughts, he oddly insisted on wearing pink straw skirts, and carrying a matching pink reed. After three years, the Zulus gave up and took the 16 year old to Johannesburg, South Africa, where he was promptly institutionalized and placed on a diet of Haldol, Thorazine, and Prozac. 10 years disappeared in a dark haze, until one orderly decided to take pity on him. He didn’t give treatments to the man, who now looked like a baby with a beard, capable only of drooling and soiling his diaper. The young orderly arranged for the 26 year old to be sent to a monastery, where he lived for 10 more years, continuing his ascetic existence, getting educated and discovering his vast and newly found intellectual ability. In his spare time, he would peruse The Art of War, a book that took a decade to read. When he reached an IQ of 80, he was released into the world, and given a job as a janitor at a local football club, despite his unnatural fascination with pink clothing and accessories. Now 36, Gunnernic was exposed to the beautiful game, and he quickly demonstrated a savant like ability for all aspects of the game, both business and tactics. One day, while cleaning the owner’s box during a game, he overheard the owner complaining about the coach’s loose formation, and interrupted- “If the coach would move from the 3-4-3 and switch to a loose diamond 4-3-1-2, he would have much more success. That would allow him to take advantage of the squads outside speed and agility, while providing strong defense” Gunnernic was made head coach that day and even allowed to wear his feather covered pink outfits. His team went undefeated, and he began ascent into superstardom. Within 5 years, he was promoted to GM the Navenby Gunners, a Division 6 team in the Striker FA. Now at Ashburton Grove, and with loads of money at his disposal, he applied his savant like acumen to hookers and strippers, not only running a successful football club and taking the hooligans’ money during the games, but taking the rest of it afterward. This season, he was invited to bring his club into the illustrious and now infamous International 55 League. Now a successful Pimp and Club Owner with a weird sense of fashion, Gunnernic has overcome his difficulties and disadvantages. He manages to keep his fetish for chickens, spare tires, and cabbage contained to a special room in the clubhouse, where only Center Forwards are allowed to go and lick the master. |
12/07/2011 19:44 |
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Oh....soooo true, nasty memories....dibs on Reb, coming soon | 12/07/2011 20:19 |
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payback is a b*tch |
12/07/2011 20:20 |
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GunnerNic said: ....dibs on Reb, coming soon yeah, that's what she said. |
12/07/2011 20:25 |
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Rebsiots Bio: Early Schooling: As a young girl of 12 Deb would teach the older girls cunningli...ah, cunning ways to lure the boys into the locker rooms where unspeakable acts of cross dressing with only rubber outfits were carried out. Needless to say these older impressionable girls would look up to Deb for their every need or hers, as it were. Middle Schooling: Deb started realising she wanted to be something else, so started experimenting with hormones like testosterone in the science lab. After downing a particularly strong concocktion she grew a male member amongst other things and to this day still wears a pink scarf around her (now his) neck to cover the hairy rooster's comb on her (now his) back. Post school Education: Reb decided to apply for a degree in journalism at Harvard, the application was denied which promptly led to Reb hacking the entire Harvard mainframe and replacing final year papers with smut and trash talk. The prim and proper students of Harvard so loved this scandalous material they immediately sent out a internet plea to the person responsible to continue this uplifting and edgy literature. So began the sideline passion that has become synonymous with the man today. Employment: 1990 - 1997 Stewardess, Royal Air Force - gained experience managing cabin crew in pressurised environment 1997 - 2002 Worked in a furniture factory as a drawer 2003 - 2010 Ran the St Loius U/13 girls wheelchair soccer team and gained some insight into the game, eventually taking them to their third world title. 2011-present: Sitting at his massive desk in front of his massive PC screen with a massive bowl of jelly beans on one side and a massive red button on the other, hell bent on getting to Div 1 in Striker Manager. Hobbies: Enjoys cooking Chinese and Italians, Mushroom hunting Skills: Bi-lingual in 3 languages, English, Spinach and LEEK Distinguished Achievements: Nominated for prom queen Notary Republic Have not yet been abducted by aliens Goals: To be abducted by aliens and teach them how to trash the universe |
12/07/2011 22:05 |
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Remarkably Accurate. I love the veggie references... Suprised you didn't work cucumber in there. |
12/07/2011 22:10 |
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YTM, I am going to have to modify this for your own gangster good. |
12/07/2011 22:20 |
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My scrollbar broke on my press release section!!! I can't go back to edit pictures or stuff.... My scrollbar is 1 pixel tall. |
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