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ching! i love my asian. | 13/07/2011 07:48 |
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Fuentes says thank you. Edited by AceMcZer0 13-07-2011 07:57 |
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YTM - Expanded BIO YTM2014 YTM was born into the tough streets of Paris in the 1980’s. A lot of people think it means “you the man”, but it really means “Young Teen Mother” the 2014 is special code for B-A-D (2nd letter, 01 letter, 4th letter) YTM’s original name is Sydney, given to him by the nuns who found him on the streets of Saint-Denis, France. He was raised in a loose environment, and the French nuns were unbelievably nice. Unfortunately for the them, Sydney was a delinquent, frequently playing pranks on the nuns. The worst of all – “Fishy Friday” is still talked about today. As an 11 year old, Sydney noticed that the mother superior’s office had a desk for both her and her assistant, and took advantage. On a hot, sweltering Friday afternoon, the Mother superior noticed an awful smell emanating from her office. “Avez-vous besoin de visiter l'obstétricien? Vous sentez comme un poisson!” the head nun said to her assistant. (do you need to visit the doctor? You smell like a fish!) “Non! Cette odeur provient de votre régions infernales!” she shot back. The fight was on. The mother superior knocked out the assistant with a heavy metal ruler, and then they realized that the room just needed a deep cleaning. After a through scrub down, the office worse the next day. So they began removing furniture. When they pulled a drawer out of the Mother Superior’s desk, a dead fish fell out from under the drawer, where it was taped. They cleaned up the mess put everything back, but the smell continued to get worse for the next 3 days. Without blaming each other’s feminine issues, they again went for a deep cleaning, and this time, found the source of the worsening smell. Sydney had taped a second fish under the assistant’s desk drawer, knowing they would stop looking after they found the first. He confessed to the crime immediately, cementing his reputation as a bad boy. He was sent to a strict German Nunnery the next day. The French Nuns said that he was a deviant son of a young teenage mother. On his file was written in big bold letters YTM – 2014 (the code for bad). The German Nuns called him YTM, and Sydney thought that was better than his original name. In Germany, he put his deviant master mind to work. He threatened other teens in the seminary by saying he would tell the Head Nun they looked at dirty magazines (which YTM had provided for a fee). He also provided alcohol to the boys and developed contacts to provide him with hash-which he exchanged for sexual favors from the sisters. When he was 18, Sister Therese sent him to meet her brother, Mr. Calzone, an Italian Mafioso that worked out of a pizzeria in Oberhausen. YTM was taken under Mr. X’s wing and made head coach at a local football club that the pizzaria sponsored. It turns out that YTM was also a football mastermind. So while running illegal operations, he was able to launder the money through the increasingly larger football clubs that he was in charge of. Last December, Mr. X was arrested by German authorities that YTM had bribed. YTM took over all drug operations in Germany, and needed to run a club big enough to handle large transactions without much scrutiny. To this end, he sent a goon squad to the club offices of FC Bart, in Bayern, to have a conversation with the owner. These goons were very persuasive, quietly beating this owner into a 6 week hospital stay. Manager YTM was hired on the 22nd of March 2011, to take over the senior team Fc Bart in Division 6. After so many years as an assistant to 2 different managers, he then took the job at FC Bart as a first team coach. He made some nasty sales on his arrival, this made the board to lose confidence in him after selling the few stars in his team for little money. The team FC Bart experienced difficulties on and off the pitch, they were down financially, the few good players left the team, and this affected the performance of the team on the pitch and they failed to gain promotion to Division 5 due to lack of experience from the manager and the players. The revolution started in FC Bart when manager YTM convinced the board to invest in the youth and follow the steps of FC Barcelona of Spain. This brought about the success change in the team. And they became too strong for division 6. After so many recruits of both the youth players and some big talents in from other clubs, the club gained qualification into International 55 league, the undisputed best league in the game. And they still hold the record of being the first division 6 team to make it to the league. After the June CALCIOPOLI saga in division 5, a team involved in this saga was relegated to div6 and FC Bart was promoted to replace this team in division 5. Manager YTM is arguably one of the best in the game, not just because he's ranked among the best 60 managers in the game, but within a very short period was able to transform an average team of 31 (31V) to a team that average 56 (56AV). What YTM can’t get by hook, he gets by crook, demonstrating his genius last week at Assburton Grove; purchasing supermodels to bare their chests at Ashburton Grove last week. YTM2014 truly is BAD…the baddest of them all. He will remain so if he wants to hang with the big boys. |
13/07/2011 08:33 |
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YTM bio published. Enjoy...you bad boy. | 13/07/2011 08:38 |
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AceMcZer0 said: i'm a 55 now. i do need VIP seats though... Sorry, I had to guess by looking at your line-ups from the two previous weekend games, ah well, maybe you're disguising your true strength for the second half of the league  |
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i bought new talent, and my squad was dead tired by sunday. thank goodness the 7 day death marches are done with. | 14/07/2011 01:20 |
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