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LeNick said: whats her prog and FC? i mean is she hot and is this a long term thing? only a Word: Nick you are a Genious!  |
07/04/2013 17:35 |
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Hmmm, a player i regard as a great player might be different from the one you regard as a great player. a 65avg player is a great player for me and might be an average player for you. thats it. | 07/04/2013 18:06 |
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Haykinz said: My gf told me to quit SM, By saying "CHOOSE EITHER ME OR YOUR FREAKY SM" what should i do plz, cause SM is part of my life. atleast 85% of it.? listen mate, since you are even asking this question, i suggest stick to SM. and as for your Gf, i am really good at consoling women. msg me her contact details and pic. and dont worry, She will NOT even miss you. Edited by Spade 08-04-2013 11:33 |
08/04/2013 11:32 |
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loooooooooolllllllxxxxxxxx. i see | 08/04/2013 12:39 |
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Haykinz said: What if she is around by the time am planing to hostile a great player? come on think of it.. Bro, your life is important, your virtual life is worth sh*t as is everyone else's, you wont achieve anything from it I dont know your situation, if your in college about to get engaged or just some 7th grader that you will not spend the rest of your life with (most likely) so just spend time on SM in them morning to check your team and before bed to get ready for tomorrow and spend the rest with your family and REAL life |
11/04/2013 04:24 |
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Don't quit. Stay on SM! And don't worry about your girlfriend, there are plenty of guys out there willing to take her off your hands. You know, the kind of guys to wine and dine her.. Take her to the best restaurant, whisper sweet nothings into her ear whilst she's rubbing her foot up and down his leg, Tell her how beautiful she is, and how looking into her eyes are like gazing into the stars itself (crappy lines like that.. that your g/f gets turned on by), and after that, maybe that dude (I think his name's Dee), will say to your g/f: Wow, your ex-boyfriend must have been such a loser! Girl, now that I got you, I'd never let some online game get in the way... And then that guy will take her back to his, and offer her a massage for that back pain.. then he'll perve all over her... having fun... slowly ruining your girlfriend... Meanwhile.. you'll be here on SM, crying to developers about bugs etc... While that guy will be making your girlfriend cry out loud... doing all kinds of things with her... you know.. ATMs and the like... and then giving her a pearl necklace, and then convincing her to do this on film.... You know, infact... That guy is probably with your girlfriend right now.. every time you're playing SM, and she says, screw this.. I'm going 'shopping'... She's probably going to see that dude... And he's playing the 'slow' game with her.. acting like her friend... listening to her complaints.. slowly building her trust... And just waiting to poke her from behind when he gets the chance... So by all means, stay on SM, this Dee guy will be incredibly grateful! |
13/04/2013 21:59 |
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Something tells me that this Dee guy writes about such things a lot more than he actually does them... ...I think you're safe mate. |
13/04/2013 22:43 |
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Don't listen to Heid, he's never been with a woman since childbirth. | 13/04/2013 22:49 |
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In my defence, she was one helluva woman. You'd better stick with Dee, he's the internet expert on these sorts of things. |
13/04/2013 22:58 |
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No no no no no. If you want to hear from a true perspective, message Lucifercave  His wife kicked him off SM  |
14/04/2013 05:10 |
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