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Zombiezz said: Don't quit. Stay on SM! And don't worry about your girlfriend, there are plenty of guys out there willing to take her off your hands. You know, the kind of guys to wine and dine her.. Take her to the best restaurant, whisper sweet nothings into her ear whilst she's rubbing her foot up and down his leg, Tell her how beautiful she is, and how looking into her eyes are like gazing into the stars itself (crappy lines like that.. that your g/f gets turned on by), and after that, maybe that dude (I think his name's Dee), will say to your g/f: Wow, your ex-boyfriend must have been such a loser! Girl, now that I got you, I'd never let some online game get in the way... And then that guy will take her back to his, and offer her a massage for that back pain.. then he'll perve all over her... having fun... slowly ruining your girlfriend... Meanwhile.. you'll be here on SM, crying to developers about bugs etc... While that guy will be making your girlfriend cry out loud... doing all kinds of things with her... you know.. ATMs and the like... and then giving her a pearl necklace, and then convincing her to do this on film.... You know, infact... That guy is probably with your girlfriend right now.. every time you're playing SM, and she says, screw this.. I'm going 'shopping'... She's probably going to see that dude... And he's playing the 'slow' game with her.. acting like her friend... listening to her complaints.. slowly building her trust... And just waiting to poke her from behind when he gets the chance... So by all means, stay on SM, this Dee guy will be incredibly grateful! LMFAO sounds like Dee is speaking from his recent memory |
15/04/2013 04:22 |
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