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bram1974 said: How many of each animal did Moses have on his ark?? None dummies..... MOSES didn't have an ark. It was Noah |
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Lifeguard said: bram1974 said: How many of each animal did Moses have on his ark?? None dummies..... MOSES didn't have an ark. It was Noah you got it!!!!!!!!!!! |
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bram1974 said: Lifeguard said: bram1974 said: How many of each animal did Moses have on his ark?? None dummies..... MOSES didn't have an ark. It was Noah you got it!!!!!!!!!!! thank you thank you |
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There once were four devout EPL fans, one from Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Man Utd, who decided that they would all jump off a cliff to appeal to the soccer gods for their team to win the league that year. Upon arriving at the edge of the cliff, the Chelsea fan said "This is for Chelsea!". And with that he jumped. The fan from Arsenal said "This is for the Gunners!", and he jumped next. The Man Utd fan said "This is for United!", and pushed the Man City fan over the edge | 12/01/2012 00:41 |
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Edited by bram1974 12-01-2012 00:42 lol..  It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it? Edited by bram1974 12-01-2012 00:43 |
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bram1974 said: Edited by bram1974 12-01-2012 00:42 lol.. It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it? Edited by bram1974 12-01-2012 00:43 I'm too smart for your jokes..... the answer is... ______________ nothing |
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Damn, that's a hard 1 I will take a guess : it's Love Love is something greater than God ( well i don't know if there's 1 ) Love is so evil it makes people feel sad x_x The poor have love the Rich need Love If you eat Love , you won't survive |
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Abuchi said: A man walked into a barber's shop to get an hair-cut, while barbing He saw a beautiful lady sitting patiently in the shop. THE MAN: Hello young lady, you look so beautiful. THE LADY: Thank you. THE MAN: Can we go on a date tomorrow night? THE LADY: Sorry i'm married. THE MAN: You can tell your husband you are going to the hospital to visit your friend or what ever! THE LADY: You can tell him yourself, He's the one barbing your hair!!! nice one  |
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Lifeguard said: There once were four devout EPL fans, one from Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Man Utd, who decided that they would all jump off a cliff to appeal to the soccer gods for their team to win the league that year. Upon arriving at the edge of the cliff, the Chelsea fan said "This is for Chelsea!". And with that he jumped. The fan from Arsenal said "This is for the Gunners!", and he jumped next. The Man Utd fan said "This is for United!", and pushed the Man City fan over the edge Go MANCHESTER UNITED! |
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bram1974 said: Edited by bram1974 12-01-2012 00:42 lol.. It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it? Edited by bram1974 12-01-2012 00:43 Nothing. I have heard it before, at school Edited by Jazza1134 12-01-2012 01:33 |
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