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Lifeguard said:
bram1974 said:
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lol..

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?


Edited by bram1974 12-01-2012 00:43


I'm too smart for your jokes..... the answer is... ______________

nothing

ok, you win, i give up with this, im boring myself now lol
12/01/2012 01:53
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What is this object?

The one who uses it, can't see it.
The one who buys it, doesn't use it.
The one who makes it, sells it.
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elctricirty 12/01/2012 12:39
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@Dnsvnsk said:
What is this object?

The one who uses it, can't see it.
The one who buys it, doesn't use it.
The one who makes it, sells it.

The answere is.................. Coffin.
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Who ever makes me tells it not, who ever takes me knows me not and who ever knows me takes me not. What am i? 12/01/2012 15:41
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Whatamidoinghere said:
Who ever makes me tells it not, who ever takes me knows me not and who ever knows me takes me not. What am i?


fake money
12/01/2012 16:43
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u can get all answers if u use google -__-" 12/01/2012 17:03
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u can get all answers if u use google -__-"



lol really, ill have to try that
12/01/2012 17:37
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A women comes home from work and starts looking for her husband. She finds him in the bedroom sitting in the bed crying. She ask him, honey why are you crying? He says, remember when you dad caught us in the barn? She says, yes. The husband says remember when your dad said he would put me in jail for 20 years if I didn't make an honest women of you? She said, yes. The husband says, I would be out of jail tomorrow......


Did you hear about the playboy for married men.........Same centerfold every month.......
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Edited by bram1974 15-01-2012 01:03
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